In what quasi-unhinged-Gary-Busey-level-Serling-equse-bat-s@#%-crazy-alternate reality would this product be flying off the shelves?
Like... "I HAVE to listen to my “lifestyle” bands and I HAVE to wear my grey beanie. Can’t use ear buds - they're dumb, can’t use Beats by Dre - they ruin the sleek style of my skullcap."
"WHAT DO I DO???" ... (whispering) "what do i do."
There’s a real solution that brings it all together for the first time...for the last time.
Let me say it again, in case you didn’t hear me:
TENERGY BLUETOOTH BEANIE. "Built in wireless headphones for music and calls."
And calls?! - Can you imagine kicking it like Kelso talking to your agent about being a BIG DEAL... into your hat?
(Aside: Strong move with that headpiece, K-man.)
Further more can someone sane tell we what’s happening in the picture from the box?
Am I to believe that these two stern sulky teens are outside listening to Pop-Punk-Metal-Core in the gathering storm, or is the inherent darkness of the “music" calling the ominous clouds to converge above them?
Also, what’s up with the youth models: Jessica Lange’s terrifyingly angular chin and the dusty son of Dave Navarro’s goatee? Looks like 1993 barfed all over this pic.
(I bought both colors - just FYI, cause…you never know)
This concludes Devin's Corner.